Well I was given a magazine today for giving some money to a charity, I'm such a good person. Anyway, the mag was funny and because its a boring night I thought i'd share a few jokes with you.
For The Ladies:
Q: What do a bank and men have in common?
A" They both loose interest after withdrawal!
Q: Why are men like trains?
A: They always stop before you get off!
Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A; After a year, the dog is still pleased to see you!
For The Lads:
Q: What do women and condoms have in common?
A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: Ones white, plastic and dangerous to children and the other is a plastic bag! (for everyone)
I though this was cool!
Oh and Ana Nicole Smith Died?!?!? Found dead in a hotel room! Drug overdose is my guess? Well thats one less gold digger in the world. I'm sure she'll be remembered for all the right reasons.
